A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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