Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
