help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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