the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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