Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
So apparently I’m into choking now
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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