I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Randomize
