If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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