Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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