we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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