Me too!
hell yes lets make some ravioli
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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