Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I just had sex on a roof
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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