were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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