her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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