Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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