that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Randomize
