The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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