Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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