just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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