hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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