How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I checked into jail on foursquare
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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