Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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