More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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