is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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