too bad you live with your parents still
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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