Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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