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So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
The best revenge is premature balding
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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