How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Randomize
