What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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