I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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