try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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