Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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