i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I just found puke in my bra..
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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