Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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