check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It's Friday. Sex?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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