is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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