she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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