I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize
