ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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