just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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