Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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