People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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