you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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