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(518): View more from New York

What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)

(1-978): View more from Massachusetts

this is your brother

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(678): View more from Georgia

I gave up sex for lent.

(646): View more from New York

I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?

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(503): View more from Oregon

Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.

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(562): View more from California

well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed

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(907): View more from Alaska

Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.

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(913): View more from Kansas

So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.

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