oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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