Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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