put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Life is so much better after having sex.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
