Dual....:-)
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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