help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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