you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
After tacos, we're chasing women.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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