You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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