do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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