Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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