Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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