Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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